April222012

kittiofdoom said: Do you do parties?

AHA! Why did you ask us,
Do you want us to Attend?
It sounds like fun,
We’d like too, but we sort of Tend
To have this habit of Murder,
And we think that might offend…..

But honestly, it’s for the best! We don’t make for a very good guest!

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April172012

Do do! Do do! Do do! Do do!!!

The three of us Chorus Members,
Went out to get a snack!
Only to find (to our Horror)
Peach Cobbler the menu did lack!
The waiter tries to argue,
So what did we do but Attack!

Long story short, We’re in Jail! Oh Bad Horse, please, pay our Bail!

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April162012

doctorhorribleishere:

askthebadhorsechorus:

doctorhorribleishere:

*twirls a knife*
Bored.

OHO! You say you are bored,
But I think you’d rather be.
The alternative could be Dead
or Maimed, why don’t you see?!
So get off your lazy ass,
And go on a a Murder Spree!

If you can, and that all depends, murder other than girlfriends!

*flashes black eyes to them* man you three are more annoying than what he seems to thought. And hey look at this new knife I just bought. So if you three don’t shut up, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I fling this knife with eyes closed and have it go through all of you.

…………….
…………………
………………………

Oh Doctor, we were mistaken!
But then, you aren’t You, right now!
Something crawled up inside you,
Though we aren’t sure how!
But I think that killing us,
Is something Bad Horse would Disallow!

We’re superior, so this is no plea! ………. But just in case… pleasedon’tkillusthree!

8AM

doctorhorribleishere:

*twirls a knife*
Bored.

OHO! You say you are bored,
But I think you’d rather be.
The alternative could be Dead
or Maimed, why don’t you see?!
So get off your lazy ass,
And go on a a Murder Spree!

If you can, and that all depends, murder other than girlfriends!

8AM

Ready or not, here I come!

ask-badhorse:

To murder you!

We noticed you plan on murdering,
And we really are SO thrilled!
It’s been so many ages,
Since the last time we killed!
We wonder if we could join you,
After all, we are quite skilled!

That is, of course, if you don’t mind! It’d do us all good to go unwind!

April152012

zaphodhasthephonebox said: So, my boyfriend and I are going to to Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog for a Speech Duo Interpretation, but he thinks your guys' songs won't fit the time limit. How can I convince him we need you?

Ohno!
Ohno!
Ohno!
OHNO!

Chysi-Sally-Sparrow’s Boyfriend,
We really beg of you!
To include us and our singing,
Or we’ll feel quite Blue!
But if you hate us that much,
I guess we’ll just have to Make Do….

AHA! We kid! You’d better sprint! We like to Kill, so take the Hint!

3AM

goldmane said: Why don't I have a chorus?

Because!
Because!
Because!
Because!

You are under the Delusion,
That you are important enough,
To warrant an Evil Chorus,
HAH! Well aren’t you Tough!
We only work for Baddies,
And you’re lacking all the stuff!

Our advice: You Could be Dead. Just be glad you still have your head!



April142012

Anonymous said: Open your submit box? :)

// Submit Box is now open!

April132012

Do do! Do do! Do do! Do do!

Today we went out shopping,
To buy ourselves a Steed!
But We three couldn’t decide,
On the ideal Breed!
Unfortunately our argument,
Might have caused a Horse Stampede!

We three are fine, There’s no recourse: So we had to settle on a Stick Horse!

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